Monday, November 26, 2007

you have 2 cows

this was forwarded to me and made me smile so i want to share this with you as well. i somehow expected that at the end... i'll find a filipino corporation definition but found none

can you please help me and give a taste of pinoy in here? if you're pinoy and you have 2 cows ....

Socialism: You have 2 cows; you give one to your neighbour.

Communism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have 2 cows. The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

American Corporation: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

French Corporation:
You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

German Corporation: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

Italian Corporation: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

Russian Corporation: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

Swiss Corporation:
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

Chinese Corporation: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and execute the newsman who reported the real situation.

Indian Corporation:
You have two cows. You worship them.

Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have one. No one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a democracy...

Filipino Corporation: _______

7 meow:

joy said...

Filipino Corporation: You have two cows. You kill both cows and sell the meat, the hide and everything else from the cow you can sell. Having liquidated your assets, you spend the money, and find at the end of the week, you have no cow, no money either.

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pusa said...

gleng mo joy! tumpak ang iyong sagot, kalungkot noh parang walang business sense mga pinoy gusto easy money

bluepanjeet | OTWOMD™ said...

Filipino Corporation: you have 2 cows. you tied them both on a tree. the next morning upon waking up, you still have two cows but without the organs and the meat. Only the tail, head and horns were left.

Gawain yan dito sa probinsya. Kapitbahay namin nagkaganyan. di ko lang marecall yung tawag nila sa ganyan...

pusa said...

ganun kapatid na bluep? ang lufet naman nun mga gumagawa nun! di narining nun me ari un unga nun cow?

bluepanjeet | OTWOMD™ said...

hahah tinanong ko rin sis yan sa pudra at mudra ko. di naman daw na-unga ang baka pag pinapatay di tulad ng baboy. make sense. alamkona pati tawag, Banggol. panahon pa daw ng mga lolo natin nauso yan

BURAOT said...

Filipino Corporation: You have 2 kalabaws. you have the kalabaws insured. then you kill the kalabaws, make shoes out of the hide, and treat everyone in the barangay a free meal and drink, claim insurance loss. you buy 2 new kalabaws.

pusa said...

@bluep - talaga? nd umiiyak ang cow? Banggol, hmmmm mai-search nga yan karumal dumal na gawain na yan! tnx

@buraot - hahaha, gulangan level ito ;) salamat sa pagsagot

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